God's Resume

To Whom It May Concern:I heard you were considering a new manager in your
life. I would like toapply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified
candidate.I am the only one that has even done this job successfully. I was
the firstmanager of human beings. In fact I made them, so naturally know how
humanityworks, and what is best to get people back into proper working
condition. Itwill be like having the manufacturer as your personal
mechanic.If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to
point outthat my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus
on thecross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the
priceis sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me.I
need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else
aboutyourdecision with your mouth. The next thing I ask is the right to
change andfixyour life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make
some majorchanges and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need
yourpermission to execute these changes, My way and in My time.I will change
your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your
hands out of the way. Don't try to help me and Don't resistme. I really do
need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give methose, the process
can go smoothly, without delays.

Yours Sincerely,God
P.S. I created the heavens and the earth.I Am
BELOW IS MY RESUME...

GOD Everywhere All over, Every PlacePhone: (123) 456-PRAY

EXPERIENCE: From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From
everlasting to everlasting. I made time.

ABILITY:All PowerfulPRIOR EMPLOYMENT*:Created the universe, put the
galaxies in place, formed man. *Establishedheaven and earth by My spoken Word
and I am currently holding up the world byMy power.

EDUCATION AND TRAINING*:I AM and I have all knowledge.

CHARACTER REFERENCE:Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John
14:6).

A representative,but by no means conclusive list of other character traits
follows:·-Wisdom - James 1:5· Comfort - 2 Corinthians 1:3-Truth - John 8:32·
Healer - 1 Peter 2:24-Strength - Phil. 4:13· Forgiveness - 1John 1:9-Provider
- Phil. 4:19· Mercy - Ephesians 2:24-Good - Matt. 19:17· Peace - Romans
14:17AVAILABILITY:Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your
life togetheragain. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. I Can start
now. Willtransform your life if you let Me.SALARY REQUIREMENT:Work in your
life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son,Jesus. Your only
responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis.To trust and obey
what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life. Otherreferences available
upon request.

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